Parler: 2018-2021

Parler, the online bastion of many unhinged violent alt-righters and the "safe virtual space" for MAGA and Qanon, met its demise in the early hours of January 11, 2021. The far-right, not so family-friendly social media platform, which was the online home for many politicians such as Alaska Governor Michael Dunleavy, Ted Cruz of Texas, Rand Paul of Kentucky, Mike Lee of Utah — and a slew from the House — died not so suddenly after Jeff Bezos removed the social platform from Amazon's Cloud Hosting life support services today.

Parler will be remembered for allowing would-be white MAGA insurrectionists to organize the Capitol Hill riots that ultimately took the lives of five people, one of them a Capitol Hill Police Officer.

Parler CEO John Matze, who couldn't be reached for this obituary because he was too busy whining about his 'freedumbs,' blamed every successful company in the world for his total and abject failure as CEO, American and human being.

Parler is survived by shit-sites Gab, MeWe, NewsMax, Rumble, 8kun and eleven other unhinged hideaways unless, like the antichrist, the service is resurrected in the future.