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MSBSD Seeks School Board Member with 'Banned Books, No Questions Asked' Approach

MSBSD Seeks School Board Member with 'Banned Books, No Questions Asked' Approach

FOR IMMEDIATE 'SATIRICAL' RELEASE November 19, 2023 Matanuska Susitna Borough School District Announces Search for School Board Member with a 'Banned Books, No Questions Asked' Approach Walnut Grove, Alaska — The Matanuska Susitna Borough School District is thrilled to announce an exciting opportunity for a Republican to
Matthew Beck 19 Nov 2023
Save Anchorage rebrands in heil mary bid to save embattled mayor

Save Anchorage rebrands in heil mary bid to save embattled mayor

FOR IMMEDIATE SATIRICAL RELEASE February 15, 2023 Anchorage, Alaska - To better reflect its mission of spreading baseless conspiracy theories, attacking news & media outlets, and harassing elected officials, the Save Anchorage Facebook group is excited to announce that it will soon operate under a new name — "Save Dave.
Matthew Beck 15 Feb 2023

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